Andy, My Love

I got tagged for this (the month for memes, apparently) and thought it had some humor potential…

1. Who is your man? Andrew (Andy, Honey, Andramus)
2. How long have you been together? Married – 6 years
3. How long dated? Two and a half years?
4. How old is your man? 27 (yes, I’m a year older)
5. Who eats more? ha; no comment.
6. Who said “I love you” first? You know, I really can’t remember. Most likely him.
7. Who is taller? He is. But I can come close with heels.
8. Who sings better? HA HA HA He was a voice major; definitely him.
9. Who is smarter? ME, DUH! No, I think we’re each smarter in different ways.
10. Whose temper is worse? No comment.
11. Who does the laundry? Me. Me. Me.
12. Who takes out the garbage? We both do. He usually runs it over to the dumpster, though. That’s what men are for, right?
13. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? He does – it’s closer to the wall and I get ultra claustrophobic by the wall.
14. Who pays the bills? ME! We’ve tried him doing it and, well, that didn’t work so well. People like to be paid on time. Who knew?
15. Who is better with the computer? I used to have a monopoly on all things computer but now with his job he uses it more. So now we’re probably tied.
16. Who mows the lawn? Nobody; the school does all that. But at our Ch@ttanooga house Andy did. He’d make me lather him up with tanning oil first but he’d probably shoot me for telling you that.
17. Who cooks dinner? Me. He can cook though, too. He has restaurant experience. And if he cooked every night we’d be poor from the grocery bill alone.
18. Who drives when you are together? Him.
19. Who pays when you go out? What kind of question is that?
20. Who is most stubborn? Me.
21. Who is the first to admit when they are wrong? We’ve both gotten pretty good at that but if you asked him, he’d probably say that he is.
22. Whose parents do you see the most? Lately his, because they live 5 minutes from us. But before this year, my parents definitely.
23. Who kissed who first? I think it was mutual.
24. Who asked who out? I think he first asked me to a Choral Arts concert that he was singing in.
25. Who proposed? Andy, on the beach. It was deserted and windy and dark.
26. Who is more sensitive? Him.
27. Who has more friends? Me?
28. Who has more siblings? Me.
29. Who wears the pants in the family? My Big Fat Greek Wedding – The neck turns the head, remember? Er, I mean him.
30. How did you meet? My dearest college friend sort of wrangled up an introduction in the Great Hall of Covenant College. Over a cafeteria lunch. Romance, indeed.

Hey, feel free to play along and lemme know if you do.